Field notes
New Zealand
Get acquainted with the character and the corners of New Zealand.
The character
New Zealand sits at the bottom of the map looking like a special effect and describes itself as decent tramping country. The national style is understatement so consistent it loops back around to bragging. The first man to climb Everest was a New Zealand beekeeper, and his summary was that they knocked the bastard off.
Sheep outnumber people several times over, the scenery changes every two hours of driving, and the locals will call all of it not bad. Match the register. Enthusiasm is tolerated. Fuss is not.
The practical catch is distance, both getting there and getting around. The islands are bigger than they look and the roads are slower than they look. Plan fewer stops than you want and you'll enjoy all of them more.
When to go
The seasons are flipped. December through February is summer and peak everything, with the Great Walks and campervans booked out months ahead. March and April bring settled weather and thinner crowds, and locals will tell you autumn is the secret.
Winter, June through August, is ski season in Queenstown and Wanaka and a quiet, moody time everywhere else. The weather anywhere can produce four seasons in an afternoon, which isn't a saying here. It's a forecast.
Money
The currency is the New Zealand dollar. Costs sit close to Australia or Western Europe. The big-ticket activities add up fast, the helicopters and the bungy and the glacier walks. The free hikes are routinely better than the paid attractions.
Cards are accepted essentially everywhere, including places with more sheep than signal. Tipping isn't expected and the price on the menu is the price you pay.
Getting around
You'll probably drive. Distances deceive. A hundred kilometers on a winding two-lane road takes much longer than your navigation app first believes, and the app learns this in real time, with you.
The campervan is a national institution for visitors, and freedom camping rules vary by district, so check before parking anywhere scenic for the night. Drive on the left, and let the queue behind you pass. Locals judge nothing more sternly than a slow tourist who won't pull over.
Do this
Book one Great Walk and earn it
The official multi-day tracks, the Milford among them, are rationed by hut bookings that open months ahead and vanish in hours. The system works. So do your legs.
Do the Tongariro Alpine Crossing on a clear day
A one-day walk across a live volcanic plateau, emerald lakes included. The weather window is everything. Locals cancel without embarrassment, and so should you.
Learn some Māori history before Rotorua
Te ao Māori isn't a sideshow to New Zealand. It's the founding half of the story. A marae visit or a good museum first makes everything after it make sense.
Drive the West Coast of the South Island
Rainforest to glacier to ocean in a single afternoon, with almost nobody around. The petrol stations are far apart, which is the only planning the road requires.
Skip this
Hobbiton, unless you love the films
If the movies matter to you, go and be happy. If not, it's an agreeable tour of artificial holes in a real paddock, and the entry fee buys a lot of petrol.
Queenstown as a base, if you hate queues
It's the adrenaline capital and it operates at capacity. Wanaka, an hour away, does the same lakes and mountains at half the volume.
Worth knowing
- New Zealand has no native land snakes. None. The most dangerous thing in the bush is the weather, followed by your own optimism about it.
- Wellington is the world's southernmost capital city and one of its windiest. The locals have opinions about coffee that they hold with complete seriousness, and the coffee backs them up.
- The kiwi, the national bird, is flightless and nocturnal. It lays one of the largest eggs, relative to body size, of any bird. The country chose it anyway, which tells you everything about the national relationship with showing off.
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